Oh fiery dome of gorgeous yellow
Won’t you warm this weary fellow
For I have travelled from afar
To head butt this sexy indoor star
She glows with such wanton lust
Waiting for my dozy thrust
Oh shimmering siren of molten shine
Whilst thou be forever mine?
May I burn my bottom & sizzle internally
As long as you are mine for all eternity…
Want that effortless zombie chic in seconds? Simply slip on a pair of Ugg boots! Make sure you walk/shuffle through every puddle you can find to enjoy that trench foot feeling but don’t forget that sexy broken ankle vibe by treading on the sides of your Uggs whilst you walk!
Keeping watch for passing Nazgûl!
We are dancing about the Sun’s golden petticoats today! The landscape is awash with a warm glow of Autumn. Everything has slowed down. Dozy wasps and sleepy livestock bathe in whats left of the Sun’s warmth. Time for hibernation, log fires and fine Whisky!